Superman & Superman.

Jackson has recently become obsessed with superheroes. He and Gabriel are constantly arguing over who will be who. Here is a recent conversation I had with Jackson:

Jackson: Hello. What's your name?
Me: Mommy.
Jackson: Nice to meet you, Mommy. My name is Superman.
Me: Hello Superman. Whatcha doin?
Jackson: Just savin' the day...

A conversation with Jackson on any given day:

Me: Jackson!! Come eat your dinner.
Jackson: (politely ignores me)
Me: JACKSON! Come eat your dinner!
Jackson: (still...silent)
Me: JACKSON!!!!!!!
Jackson: MY NAME IS NOT JACKSON, MOMMY! IT. IS. SUPERMAN.

One day I will learn...